How to make a perfect tetsu:

Ingredients;

1. Valiant Leader-sama skills.
2. Fantastic designer outfits.
3. Platform shoes. Styles may vary.
4. Over 100 awesome basses & guitars.
5. Mukimpo the banana!
6. Gundam & Evangelion memorabilia.
7. Melody Maker
8. 1 policeman named Tetz J. Williams.
9. 1 boy in a navy blue sailor-suit named Terry Tetz.
10. 1 girl in fishnets & mini, named Tetsuko.
11. 1 TEZMAN, limited edition. Get him while stocks last!
12. A stage.
13. Amps, lights, confetti, and screaming fans.

Method:
Mix together ingredients 1→11. Leave to set until evening, then place on ingredient 12, add all of 13, and SERVE!

· The only successful attempt at this recipe occurred on October 3rd, 1969, in Shiga Prefecture (滋賀県), Japan.

· WARNING: Excess consumption WILL have side effects!

From Bebo’s tetsu profile